- Remember, half the people you know are below average!
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- The early bird may get the worm; but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese in the trap.
- Support Bacteria! They are the only culture some people have.
- A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory!
- Hard work pays off in the future; but laziness pays off right now.
- What happens if you get scared half to death - twice?
- If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off!
- Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos, because what you do today may burn your butt tomorrow!
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Words of Wisdom
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