Words of Wisdom

• Remember, half the people you know are below average!
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• The early bird may get the worm; but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese in the trap.
• Support Bacteria!  They are the only culture some people have.
• A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory!
• Hard work pays off in the future; but laziness pays off right now.
• What happens if you get scared half to death - twice?
• If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off!
• Life isn't like a box of chocolates.  It's more like a jar of jalapenos, because what you do today may burn your butt tomorrow!

Source: UOAA Update Feb 2013