Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

- Light travels faster than sound.  This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

- Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

- The 50-50-90 rule:  anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% porbability you'll get it wrong. 

- If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to pass them, five or six at a time.... on a hill... on a curve... in the fog. 

- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

 - The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.