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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Words of Wisdom

  • Remember, half the people you know are below average!
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • The early bird may get the worm; but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese in the trap.
  • Support Bacteria!  They are the only culture some people have.
  • A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory!
  • Hard work pays off in the future; but laziness pays off right now.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death - twice?
  • If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off!
  • Life isn't like a box of chocolates.  It's more like a jar of jalapenos, because what you do today may burn your butt tomorrow!
Source: UOAA Update Feb 2013

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